CNWF²
DANGER ZONE
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San Bernardino, California
Cox Arena
Tuesday, April 21, 1998
Time: 09:32:00 p.m. {Seventh Segment}
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{cut to shot of the commentary table}
Knee Johnson, Dexter Copeland, and Frenchie Parker fade yet again into view.
 
{commentary}
Frenchie Parker: Oh man has the night just flown by with action! It seems as if every match has had some sort of surprise in store for us. And to think that most of the wrestlers here aren't even wrestling as well as they normally can!
 
Dexter Copeland: Good point, Frenchie. I mean here we are seein' action that literally has been breathtakin' ta say the leas'.
 
Knee Johnson: If ya just tuned in, ya missed Frenchie Parker and Dexter totally get psyched out by "Iron Man" Jeff Beam who did a damn find job of makin'git look like Suicide was gonna win the match, then within about twenty seconds he destroyed all of his hopes and dreams of ever being a titleholder.
 
Frenchie Parker: I have ta wonder if Suicide is gonna stay here after a loss like that. I mean that's not ta say it's humiliating ta lose to Beam... but it could be a signal that he needs some time off.
 
Knee Johnson: Lex just may fire him anyway.
 
Frenchie Parker: Maybe... but we still have two more matches ta go tonight. We have Da SuPerFan facing Andrew 'Flash' Tucker... and then we have the big main event... Malibu Mike Donovan facing off with Jason Agony. We're just gonna go straight on through the matches without hessitation now. There's _no_ turnin' back baby as we're kickin' Danger Zone into overdrive! Boy is it gonna be one heck of a ride!
 
Dexter Copeland: Aaaah... yeah! Dat's exactly what I like ta hear!
 
Knee Johnson: Yeah... and your voice is exactly what I _don't_ like to hear!
 
{Dexter makes a threatening move toward Knee Johnson who shrinks away. Frenchie quickly leans across the table to stop Copeland from hitting Knee.}
 
Frenchie Parker: Come on! As annoying as Knee is, we have ta put up with him.
 
Dexter Copeland: {calming down} Yeah... I know. Peace, Knee?
 
Knee Johnson: {Knee slowly assumes his normal sitting position. He still looks a bit shaken.} Uh... sure. Peace, man.
 
{cut to shot of the ring}
The ring announcer is standing at attention inside the ring ready to read off his list.
 
{ring}
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Sacramento, California; weighing two-hundred twenty-seven pounds... Andrew 'Flash' Tucker!
 
{cut to shot of the walkway}
Andrew 'Flash' Tucker makes his way to the ring. The fans begin cheering as soon as he steps into view.
 
{commentary}
Frenchie Parker: Tucker really is loved by these fans. He really wants ta show Da SuPerFan a thing or two!
 
Knee Johnson: Hey, wasn't it Da SuPerFan who got you your job here, Dexter?
 
Dexter Copeland: Well, I guess you could say dat he was instrumental in gettin' the guys who run da show here to see da light... da light of blackness.
 
Knee Johnson: Very poetic...
 
Dexter Copeland: I know it, G! An' dat's why I gots dis job.
 
Frenchie Parker: Knee... just go with the flow... what the heck is this?
 
{walkway}
Da SuPerFan can be seen running toward Tucker and he tackles him down to the floor. Loud booing starts up as 'Fan begins pummeling Tucker who is helpless against the much bigger 'Fan.
 
{commentary}
Frenchie Parker: I can't believe this! An unprovoked attack by Da SuPerFan even before the match begins!
 
Dexter Copeland: Yeah... dat was uncalled fo', but you gots ta admit dis mus' have somethin' ta do wif da unfair treatment dat Da SuPerFan has got since joinin' da fed.
 
Knee Johnson: Unfair treatment? Alright... Fan beats some no talent punk who was lucky to even sniff federation gold, and now he's supposed ta get the royal carpet treatment?
 
Frenchie Parker: What are you talking about, Knee?
 
Knee Johnson: I'm talkin' about when Da SuPerFan beat Heartbreak Kris. Sure, he was World Champion back then, but who wasn't?
 
Frenchie Parker: I thought you were a big fan of Heartbreak Kris. Oh my! Fan just threw Tucker into the guard rail. Tucker's in serious shape!
 
{walkway}
Da SuPerFan looks like a mad man as he goes after Tucker and starts kicking him while he's down. To 'Fan's surprise, Tucker catches 'Fan's leg and executes a dragon screw sending him down to the canvas. The fans cheer as they see the maneuver completed.
 
{commentary}
Knee Johnson: Well, I used ta be a fan of Heartbreak Kris, but I finally realized that without a doubt there is room for only _one_ HBK in this world, and that's _me_! The Human Beer Keg!
 
Dexter Copeland: Man! I bet peep's been stayin' up all night ta hear you say dat!
 
Frenchie Parker: This has absolutely nothing to do with what's going on between Flash and 'Fan! Pay attention, please!
 
Knee Johnson: Maybe there's more interesting things ta talk about, Frenchie. Man, look at Tucker whail away on 'Fan!
 
Dexter Copeland: This is some serious shiznit!
 
Frenchie Parker: That was hard...
 
{walkway}
Tucker now has Da SuPerFan right where he wants him. He's choking the much bigger man pretty good right now... but that doesn't last long as 'Fan easily tosses Tucker off of him. Now 'Fan is going back on the offensive with kicks to the gut and stomps to the chest.
 
{commentary}
Knee Johnson: Boy do these guys hate eachother! I wonder why no security is comin' down?
 
Dexter Copeland: Mo' o' dis white against black racism. When will it end?
 
Frenchie Parker: Hey, man. Da SuPerFan started it.
 
Dexter Copeland: Yeah... blame it on da gangstah.
 
Frenchie Parker: I'm just tellin' you the truth.
 
Dexter Copeland: Knee?
 
Knee Johnson: Yeah... Da SuPerFan started it.
 
Dexter Copeland: A'ight. Fine wif me.
 
{walkway}
Suddenly the boos increase as "Iron Man" Jeff Beam can be seen running out of the entranceway with Excalibur in hand.
 
{commentary}
Knee Johnson: Will it ever end?
 
Frenchie Parker: What's Beam doin' out here? Is he gettin' back together with Da SuPerFan? Are they gonna form a group once again?
 
Dexter Copeland: Man... who knows!
 
{walkway}
Beam runs right to Da SuPerFan and clocks him a good one over the head with the chair named "Excalibur". Da SuPerFan goes down like a house of cards. There is a mixed reaction in the audience now as Beam stands over the fallen 'Fan and starts yelling at him. Beam slaps him a few times. He then walks away taking "Excalibur" with him.
 
{commentary}
Frenchie Parker: Beam stopped that whole assault fast! I have to wonder if we're gonna have time for Fan/Tucker now.
 
Knee Johnson: It seems ta me we're gonna have to go to a commercial break soon.
 
Dexter Copeland: Well, we already pretty much seen dem two fight anyways. No need fo' a match now.
 
Frenchie Parker: I don't think we've seen the last of these two!
 
{walkway}
Da SuPerFan gets up and runs at Tucker. They both start hitting eachother now. The fans are in a roar now, though it is mixed because it is unclear who has the advantage. Both wrestlers battle their way back out the entrance.
 
{cut to shot of the commentary table}
The whole group looks to be quite shocked.
 
{commentary}
Frenchie Parker: Man, this night just has more surprises. I can't believe how many things have happened! We've seen just about everything... yet no one has really fought their best. I can't wait until everyone is ready for Danger Zone! I wonder what it will be like.
 
Knee Johnson: We've seen a hell of a lot tonight. We saw you wrestle for one thing... and get your first title shot ever.
 
Dexter Copeland: Nice moves, man... I mean when you was dancin'. Man... I guess white men can dance afterall.
 
Frenchie Parker: Not really, Dex... I'm the only dancin' white man! But I'll take the compliment.
 
Knee Johnson: We saw Wind Whisper almost pull a major upset... well... a pretty good upset anyway. Man was that funny, though!
 
Dexter Copeland: That should send a message home to Craven. He needs ta get into shape.
 
Frenchie Parker: Ya know it! Then we had Davison facing Outcast by Society. I'm tellin' ya, Davison really showed that he can really fight a good match... and take tremendous punishment too!
 
Knee Johnson: Oh yeah! Man, the end was great, though, where he beat the hell outta Outcast by Society. Davison should really snap more!
 
Frenchie Parker: Yep! Then that guy came out at the end and confronted him for it. I guess we'll be seeing Davison fight that guy next week!
 
Dexter Copeland: Yup! But the next match was an easy win for Dominatah of Destruction as he pinned CAIN pretty much with ease. Yeah... CAIN did put up a fight, but it wasn't nothin' Dominatah couldn't handle.
 
Frenchie Parker: But that was just the first hour, folks! The second hour we saw Pelius mop the mat with Mangler, and then we saw Beam fool everyone with what turned out to be a simple win for him, though he made everyone think it was gonna be tough.
 
Knee Johnson: Finally, we were jipped out of a match between Tucker and Da SuPerFan only ta get a _brawl_ between the two! That beats a match any day!
 
Frenchie Parker: Those two will probably meet again sometime... but now we're on our way to the big main event, Mike Donovan taking on Jason Agony! Anything can happen in this blockbuster match! Anyone care ta try ta predict what's gonna happen?
 
Knee Johnson: No way, man! Too much is goin' into this one. I guess Agony really wants the belt... and he just might have what it takes ta take it away from Donovan!
 
Frenchie Parker: How about you, Dexter?
 
Dexter Copeland: Well, I think Donovan has his work cut out for him. I don't see Donovan winning... but I see somethin' happenin' that jus' may not work out fo' Agony. Donovan is crafty... but ya also have ta wonder just what Agony has up his sleeve. I think Agony's gonna win... but it's hard to see how. Maybe we'll get a new champion.
 
Frenchie Parker: Well, we'll find out after this commercial break.
 
{The view cuts to a black screen.}
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